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Just for giggles!
« on: November 04, 2012, 09:51:18 PM »
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RE: Just for giggles!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 10:16:08 PM »
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Would that be Tim goin' down the stairs? HEHEEHEHEHE :D

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RE: Just for giggles!
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2012, 01:59:37 AM »
Lol, who? Me?:rolleyes:
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RE: Just for giggles!
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2012, 05:32:46 AM »
Well, he could be looking for an undefined undie find.....

Also, if it ever comes up, remember that palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap. ::):

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RE: Just for giggles!
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2012, 10:56:41 PM »
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Well, he could be looking for an undefined undie find.....

Also, if it ever comes up, remember that palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap. ::):

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Good to know!  LOL!!  Oh, and Otto spelled backwards is ottO!  Now, I'm scared!!

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 08:55:52 AM »
Found this on Facebook and thought it was hysterical!

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2012, 02:41:56 AM »
"Hey, Babe? Are you expecting a large package?"

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 07:17:07 AM »
"Hey, Babe? Are you expecting a large package?"

LOL!

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2013, 03:12:51 AM »
______I couldn't work this into the 'horsemeat' thread, but it's a story that needs telling....just for giggles.______


Abe walked into a bar with his dog and the two grabbed stools. "Vodka-soda for me and a bowl of beer for my friend."

The bartender told Abe that his dog couldn't be in the bar, but Abe said, "Caesar's no ordinary dog; he talks."

"Yeah, sure," said the bartender---just before Caesar said, "Would you make that two vodka-sodas instead?"

The amazed bartender recovered, then poured the drinks and asked how Caesar came to be so well trained. The conversation lasted a while, and Abe inquired about cigarettes. "The machine ran out and some hero broke it," said the bartender, "but there's a liquor store three doors down."

"Nah," Abe said, "I don't feel like getting up just for that."

"Why don't you have Caesar go get them?" asked the bartender. Abe thought that was a good idea, so he peeled off a 'twenty' and Caesar dashed out the door. The conversation resumed.

Five minutes later; no Caesar and no smokes. Ten minutes later; likewise. After fifteen minutes, Abe got up and looked out the front door.....and Caesar was across the street going to town with someone's prize-winning poodle!

"Caesar!!! GET OVER HERE!!!" Abe yelled, and Caesar sheepishly returned---WITHOUT cigarettes.
"What the heck's the matter with you?", Abe said. " You've never behaved like this before!"

Caesar looked down dejectedly and said, "I never had any MONEY before!"


 

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2013, 07:47:48 AM »
Lol, so true, so true.
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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2013, 08:58:37 AM »
Just imagine such wisdom!  The church may not believe in science, but what about science fiction?  Or is it?  I could think of worse, that's for sure!!

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 11:23:22 PM »
I loved this!

 ;D    :-*

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2013, 12:00:59 PM »
Lol! :D
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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2013, 12:35:57 AM »
Saw this on facebook and it cracked me up.  The really funny thing is now I have songs in my head, and I want Oreos!

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Re: Just for giggles!
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2013, 09:40:20 AM »
Subject: Vanilla Pudding
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
 Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."
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