Let me see.
Yellow cake mix, or 50% corn starch + 50% wheat flour + Rumford Baking Powder + milk + Crisco or Oil + Eggs.
Light Whipping Cream, whipped and stiffened with Confectioner's Sugar, or better yet, with Whole Sugar.
Real Vanilla or milk chocolate for the Cream.
Optional Fresh Diced Strawberries for the Cream.
I'll be alright. :)