Rogue Pinball
Main Forum => Rukia's Rogue House => Topic started by: Rukia on November 04, 2012, 09:51:18 PM
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Would that be Tim goin' down the stairs? HEHEEHEHEHE :D
-PeterMac
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Lol, who? Me?:rolleyes:
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Well, he could be looking for an undefined undie find.....
Also, if it ever comes up, remember that palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap. ::):
Gregg
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Well, he could be looking for an undefined undie find.....
Also, if it ever comes up, remember that palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap. ::):
Gregg
Good to know! LOL!! Oh, and Otto spelled backwards is ottO! Now, I'm scared!!
Rukia:D
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Found this on Facebook and thought it was hysterical!
Rukia
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"Hey, Babe? Are you expecting a large package?"
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"Hey, Babe? Are you expecting a large package?"
LOL!
Rukia
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______I couldn't work this into the 'horsemeat' thread, but it's a story that needs telling....just for giggles.______
Abe walked into a bar with his dog and the two grabbed stools. "Vodka-soda for me and a bowl of beer for my friend."
The bartender told Abe that his dog couldn't be in the bar, but Abe said, "Caesar's no ordinary dog; he talks."
"Yeah, sure," said the bartender---just before Caesar said, "Would you make that two vodka-sodas instead?"
The amazed bartender recovered, then poured the drinks and asked how Caesar came to be so well trained. The conversation lasted a while, and Abe inquired about cigarettes. "The machine ran out and some hero broke it," said the bartender, "but there's a liquor store three doors down."
"Nah," Abe said, "I don't feel like getting up just for that."
"Why don't you have Caesar go get them?" asked the bartender. Abe thought that was a good idea, so he peeled off a 'twenty' and Caesar dashed out the door. The conversation resumed.
Five minutes later; no Caesar and no smokes. Ten minutes later; likewise. After fifteen minutes, Abe got up and looked out the front door.....and Caesar was across the street going to town with someone's prize-winning poodle!
"Caesar!!! GET OVER HERE!!!" Abe yelled, and Caesar sheepishly returned---WITHOUT cigarettes.
"What the heck's the matter with you?", Abe said. " You've never behaved like this before!"
Caesar looked down dejectedly and said, "I never had any MONEY before!"
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Lol, so true, so true.
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Just imagine such wisdom! The church may not believe in science, but what about science fiction? Or is it? I could think of worse, that's for sure!!
Love,
Rukia
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I loved this!
;D :-*
Rukia
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Lol! :D
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Saw this on facebook and it cracked me up. The really funny thing is now I have songs in my head, and I want Oreos!
Rukia
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Subject: Vanilla Pudding
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."
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LMAFO!! That's good! Both of them!
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OMG! Sure fire way to a heart attack!
Rukia
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YUM! Wonder how it stacks up against Jack in the Box's Loaded Breakfast Sandwich with bacon, sausage patty and slice of ham plus two fried eggs and American cheese on sourdough? More of the good stuff than their Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich (same, but double cheese, lose the sausage and sub a sesame-seed bun for the sourdough). Sadly, all of these menu experiments are limited-time and the Loaded B.S. is gone, but I have envisioned.....(see next post)
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BACON TWINKY!!! Sorry; no attachment---use your imagination.
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BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IT'S......... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yummy! Pass the salt, please?
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Well, someone is inventive!
Rukia
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My sentiments exactly!!
Rukia
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I can play PINBALL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT & SOUND, and there's NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Rukia
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:lol:
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Juan Pablo!! Rrrruuuunnnnn!!!!
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Dieter's Logic.
Rukia
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I thought that's how you make a cupcake giggle.....
and you, too, are welcome! :BIGGRIN:
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Ummm, no!
Rukia
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Rukia
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Rukia
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Rukia
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Yes. Yes we do... :Whistle:
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anyone have this happen?
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Oh, this was a crack up!
Especially for you Itchy!! LOL!!
Rukia
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I loved this!
Rukia
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Wha.....but not Chick Corea?
(Never mind---just being disruptive) :Hi (2):
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Me too Dorothy, me too.
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Loved this one!
Rukia
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Need a way bigger bottle than this for a certain someone! :Excellent:
;)
Rukia
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This cracked me up!
Rukia
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Well, I was wondering about that.
LOL!
Rukia
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This cracked me up!
Rukia
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Same here!
(ARF!)
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Typical male behavior! :Rolleyes:
Rukia
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Rukia
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Awesome!! :Bounce:
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Neek! Neek! Neek! (rinse, repeat)
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This cracked me up!
Rukia
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Found this on Facebook and thought it was hysterical!
Rukia
A man walks into a store, opens his fly and pulls out his junk laying it on the counter.
The man behind the counter says; "sir, this is a clock shop! Not a cock shop!"
"I know" says the man with his pecker on the counter. "Give me two hands and a face!"
ROFL :Green:
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Hysterical!
Rukia