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Just for giggles!
Rukia:
Found this on Facebook and thought it was hysterical!
Rukia
GSGregg:
"Hey, Babe? Are you expecting a large package?"
Rukia:
--- Quote from: GSGregg on December 03, 2012, 02:41:56 AM ---"Hey, Babe? Are you expecting a large package?"
--- End quote ---
LOL!
Rukia
GSGregg:
______I couldn't work this into the 'horsemeat' thread, but it's a story that needs telling....just for giggles.______
Abe walked into a bar with his dog and the two grabbed stools. "Vodka-soda for me and a bowl of beer for my friend."
The bartender told Abe that his dog couldn't be in the bar, but Abe said, "Caesar's no ordinary dog; he talks."
"Yeah, sure," said the bartender---just before Caesar said, "Would you make that two vodka-sodas instead?"
The amazed bartender recovered, then poured the drinks and asked how Caesar came to be so well trained. The conversation lasted a while, and Abe inquired about cigarettes. "The machine ran out and some hero broke it," said the bartender, "but there's a liquor store three doors down."
"Nah," Abe said, "I don't feel like getting up just for that."
"Why don't you have Caesar go get them?" asked the bartender. Abe thought that was a good idea, so he peeled off a 'twenty' and Caesar dashed out the door. The conversation resumed.
Five minutes later; no Caesar and no smokes. Ten minutes later; likewise. After fifteen minutes, Abe got up and looked out the front door.....and Caesar was across the street going to town with someone's prize-winning poodle!
"Caesar!!! GET OVER HERE!!!" Abe yelled, and Caesar sheepishly returned---WITHOUT cigarettes.
"What the heck's the matter with you?", Abe said. " You've never behaved like this before!"
Caesar looked down dejectedly and said, "I never had any MONEY before!"
Itchigo:
Lol, so true, so true.
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