Dang, wtff! Guess I ain't gonna bother goin to truckin school if'n it all gonna be like THAYAT!!
Them ol' country boys sure know how to sing them bluez! Must be that ol' moonshine ... I hear that's a real downer!!
That ol' boy needs to smoka ja ganja mon! That'll cheer him up, and help him design a real killer pinball table! Then he can get a job at Stern and make all the money he ever needs, and won't have to go on the mean ol' road no mowah!
