20-year batteries charge 70% in 2 minutes(?!)

[GSGregg]

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2825085/breakthrough-batteries-last-20-years-charge-70-percent-in-two-minutes.html#tk.nl_today

Only two ways this can work out: either it's a fraud and will take care of itself, or it's legit and the Microsofts, Samsungs, etc., of the world will smother it with dollars to suppress it.

In the meantime, my girlfriend has this intimacy-aid that could use a boost.....

[Shockman]

I'm not interested in a 70% charge so I'm not interested in the 70% charge time. Is a 100% charge under 3 minutes or not?. The compulsion should in my opinion be longer lasting (single charge) not necessarily faster charging. Faster charging and longer life span is great, but will leave much to still be desired.